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Rocking generation......

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by saraswathi1410, Feb 2, 2014.

  1. saraswathi1410

    saraswathi1410 Silver IL'ite

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    "KID FAILS IN EXAM"

    Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna.

    Son: Oh, come On Dad,
    It Was Just A 'School Test'
    Not A "DNA" Test...! laugh1smiley

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    Teacher : Murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?

    Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.

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    Teacher- Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha?

    Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.

    Teacher- Aur doosra ?

    Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga ..... Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!:rotfl


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    Techer- pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.?
    Student- mendak.
    Tech- very good, baki char bolo. .
    Student- uski maa ,
    uska baap ,
    uski behan aur
    uska bhai .. :-D

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    Sa nta's Son was filling an application form.
    Son: papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
    Santa: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..
    Super Insults:

    Maths Teacher: jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths mein 100 marks aate the.

    Student: aate honge bhai. Tere ko koi achcha teacher padhaata hoga!

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    A letter from a teacher to a parent:
    Dear Parent,
    Kumar doesn't smell nice in class, Please try to Bathe him.

    Parent's answer:
    Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......:shaking:

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    Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? . . .
    Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . .
    Father: Aur tum...?? . . .
    Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . .
    Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? . . .
    Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . .
    Father: Kamine mai tera puch raha hun. . . .
    Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai, Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai.. :biggrin2:
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  2. Sai3A21

    Sai3A21 Platinum IL'ite

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    last one is laugh1smiley..... good jokes... keep posting saraswathi :)
     
  3. vgmahen

    vgmahen Junior IL'ite

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    Hahahaha.......... Good ones!
     

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