Rajinikanth jokes

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  1. mssunitha2001

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    Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.

    Once Rajnikanth played a defensive short in Cricket and since then that Ball is called the planet “Pluto”

    Tom Cruise: Mera Ghar Itna Bda Hai Usme Local Train Chlti Hai. Rajnikant: ab sale, Mere Ghar Ke Kone Me Mobile Pe Roaming Charge Lagta Hai

    Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other!

    Recently China airports were closed due to heavy fog. Later it was discovered that Rajnikanth was smoking in India!

    Rajnikanth did his KG from seven different schools. Today those institutions are known as IITs!

    The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here!

    When Rajnikanth stares at the sun in anger, the sun hides behind the moon, and this phenomena is knows as a Solar Eclipse!

    Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he would share one per cent of his knowledge with the world. Thus, Google was born!

    What would have happened if Rajnikanth was born 150 years ago? The British would have fought for independence!

    Even Ghajini remembers Rajni!

    When do earthquakes occur? When Rajnikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!

    Once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day in school. Since then, that day is known as Sunday!

    The Pyramids of Egypt are actually Rajnikanth's primary school craft projects!

    ISRO does not exist anymore. Rajnikanth bought all the rockets for Diwali!

    Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with four wells on each corner? To play carrom!

    Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached to do Mission Impossible. He refused, because he found the title insulting!

    When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on... he turns the dark off.

    When Rajinikanth shows you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

    There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up

    Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!".

    East India Company left India in 1947, Because Rajini was supposed to be born in 1949.

    Rajinikanth was offered Aamir's role in "Ghajini" but he denied. Because Rajanikanth can only give memory loss.

    Genies rub Rajinikanth and he grants them three wishes.

    The Delhi Rajdhani Express once missed Rajinikanth. It ran as fast as it could, but failed to catch him.

    Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college…………… . He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!

    Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. ⁰Gmail@rajnikant.com

    Why Osama wasn’t caught until recently ? Well!! Rajnikanth wasn’t interested.

    A Farmer Instead Of Keeping Scare Crow In His Farm Kept The Photo Of Rajnikant.
    Can You Imagine What Happened?
    Birds Were Bringing Back Grains Taken Last Year.

    When Rajnikant does a pushup, He is not lifting himself Up, He is pushing earth down.

    Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

    Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    Rajnikant does not wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

    Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

    Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.

    Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

    Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

    If you Google search “Rajnikant Getting kicked”, you will generate zero results. It just does not happen.

    It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

    The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corner off.

    There are no weapons of mass destruction in Irag; Rajnikant Lives in Chennai.

    Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

    The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.

    Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no way.

    Rajnikanth gets selected for roadies next episode.

    Rajnikanth – sorry rannvijay aapka safar idhar khtam hota hai..!! you are eliminated…!!!

    Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque and Do you know what happend? The bank bounced! :D

    If Rajnikanth was born 300 years ago, then the Britishers would have to fight for their independence!

    Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
    Rajnikanth:Hey Rascala; how do you think the earth spins! hunn?

    Intel’s new advertisement: Rajnikanth inside …. :D

    Do you know If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India. :)

    You cant beat this one : An e-mail was sent from pune to mumbai and Rajnikanth stopped it in lonavala.
    Don’t throw your mobile after reading dis.. “The new symbol for the Rupee is actually Rajnikanth’s Signature.” :p

    Rajnikanth is thinking of changing his name to ‘rajnikan’ because He understood that there really isn’t anything like “rajni can’t”.

    Mr.Rajnikanth participated in high jump and NASA reported that he is the 1st man to land on MARS!!

    why did rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
    Ans: to play carrom!

    space shuttle on the moon reported a cubic space ship near moon.
    baad mein pata chala ki rajnikanth patang uda raha tha..

    All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…
    Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
    Ans: Dosa… mind it!!

    Pyramids of Egypt are actually……. Rajnikanth’s Primary school geometry projects :D
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  2. sushmavja

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    omg cant stop laughing

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