Some more Heights! some more heights: 1) Height of Madness- Two bald men fighting for a comb 2) Height of Caution -An Engine driver waving his hand while taking a turn 3) Height of Laziness - Putting sugar in tea cups and waiting for an earthquake to stir it! 4) Height of Honesty -- A pregnant Lady travelling in a flight buying tickets for two 5) Height of competition - A man pissing against Niagra falls! hahah... Enjoy! Purnima
Miserly Santa </ARTTITLE> The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper. 'How much does it cost to have an obituary printed'? asked miser Santa Singh. 'It's 50 Rupees a word, sir,' the clerk replied politely. 'Fine,' said Santa Singh after a moment. 'Okay then, write this down: 'Banta - dead'.' 'That's all?' asked the clerk disbelievingly. 'That's it.' 'I'm sorry sir, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum.' 'Yes, you should've,' snapped the Santa. Now let me think a minute... okay, here goes: Banta dead. Maruti for Sale.'
Hi Prathi, Welcome back....we missed u .... And that was one hell of a miserly Santa ! Good one.... Keep it rolling!
Hello Sudha!! Hello Sudha, Thanks for missing me I missed you all too.. I read your pangs of parting. Hope u had a good time with ur daughter. Here goes one of the Poorest jokes just for u :thumbsup One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon tour. They saw one sardarji in front of a hospital (Breach Candy) was trying to fill some form. So the couple enquired eagerly "What are you doing ?" Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple as per schedule, took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next destination. On the next day, they find the same Sardarji, in front of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the same form. So once again young couple curiously asked - "What are you doing here?" Sardarji once again replied I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple said but sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same form, how come you're in Delhi? Sardarji cooly replied It is written here - "FILL IN CAPITALS"
this is a good one...sorry the picture does not seem to copy <TABLE width="100%"><TR vAlign=top><TD width="100%">http://us.f85.mail.yahoo.com/ym/us/ShowLetter?box=Inbox&MsgId=2312_17536978_25980_1996_18885_0_18647_33592_735909906&bodyPart=2&YY=91002&order=up&sort=date&pos=0&Idx=11 There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM: And? SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me. SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. http://us.f85.mail.yahoo.com/ym/us/ShowLetter?box=Inbox&MsgId=2312_17536978_25980_1996_18885_0_18647_33592_735909906&bodyPart=3&YY=91002&order=up&sort=date&pos=0&Idx=11 SM: Oh, no! What happened then? SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!http://us.f85.mail.yahoo.com/ym/us/ShowLetter?box=Inbox&MsgId=2312_17536978_25980_1996_18885_0_18647_33592_735909906&bodyPart=4&YY=91002&order=up&sort=date&pos=0&Idx=11
Thanks Prathi.....for that one.....what these sardars are capable of. I have a Sardarji friend and he always proudly will say that only we are capable of such deeds! And he loves to say these jokes himself.... And Sunkan, smart nun i must say .....and since i had already raed this one i did not think of anything dirty!
