One line story !

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  1. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    A college class was told that they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:
    The story had to contain the following three things:
    1 - religion
    2 - sexuality
    3 - mystery
    Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class:
    " Good God, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it ."

    love & regards,
    anonymous !
     
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  2. prathi

    prathi Bronze IL'ite

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    How clever!!

    Ha ha ha. That was a good one anonymous.

    the jokes between the students and teacher always give me a good laugh. Here is one

    Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.

    The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began."They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France."

    The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door.

    "Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon :oops:
     
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    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Hello Anonymous,
    Welcome back.....missed ur tongue in cheek statements!
    That was really really a one line story with a pinch of religious sentiment, a dash of mystery and with the right flavour of Sexuality, sprinkled in generous amount, and makes interesting reading!;-)

    (Well...um...um...howz that for a review of a one-line story):rotfl

    and Prathi, so meeeeeean, poor girls...:oops: ; i can't imagine their response! ha haha....

    Keep up the spirit, both of u!
     
  4. Kamla

    Kamla Super Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Rofl!

    Now this is what I call an all rounded spicy story from the woman who seems to add spice to our lives:)

    We want more!

    L, Kamla.
     
  5. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Strictly not for the young !

    At a drugstore a lady wanted to buy shaving lotion for her husband..

    “ What kind ?” asked the salesman.

    “Well,” explained the wife, “ he is seventy years old. Have you got any of that "Old Spouse ? “

    Anonymous.
     
  6. Kamla

    Kamla Super Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Got my fill!

    Another good one from you Chitra:)

    It is nice to go sleep on a fill of these jokes, what's better than dozing off with a smiley face:)

    Goodnite from me...L, Kamla
     
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    varalotti Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Yamraj and The Ladies!

    Three ladies died when they were in their forties and were brought before the Yamraj.
    He enquired the first lady about her character. She told him that she had not loved any one else in the world other than her husband. She had not even dreamt, fantasised or even thought of another man in her life.
    Yamraj roared, "Give her the golden key that opens the golden room in the heavan."
    The second lady was asked the same thing.
    "Maharaj, I don't want to lie. I was true and faithful to my husband, no doubt. But I did think of other men, especially handsome actors etc. while I was in my husband's company"
    Yamraj thought for a moment and said, "That's all right. Give her the silver key which opens the silver suite in heavan."
    The third lady was particularly attractive. And in response to a similar question, she said with a 'come-hither' looks,
    "Maharaj, I don't want to hide. I had 20 boyfriends before marriage and 30 after marriage and had physical relationship with all of them."
    Yamraj ordered his assistant, with a sheepish smile,
    "Give her my room key."

    Yours truly,
    anonymous 2
     
  8. Sharada

    Sharada Senior IL'ite

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    good laugh

    Am still laughing after reading these jokes. Chithra's one line story was hilarious. Truly, brevity is the soul of wit. "Old Spouse" and "Give her my room key" were spicily naughty and perked me up!
    Sharada
     
  9. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Yet another one liner, please !

    Policeman to prisoner: " Anything you say will be held against you. "
    Prisoner: " Aishwarya Rai."

    Anonymous !
     
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    Sharada Senior IL'ite

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    Loved it!

    If I were asked I would say "John Abraham!"
    Sharada
     

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