Old Couple Sharing.......

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  1. jayana

    jayana Senior IL'ite

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    A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winter evening.

    They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.
    Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking:

    "Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"

    The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.

    The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.

    There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.


    The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.


    He placed one half in front of his wife.


    Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife
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    He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.

    Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. - "They were used to sharing everything."



    Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a thing.
    She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink.

    A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.
    The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.


    As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.


    After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.


    What is it that you are waiting for?"










    She answered,


    "THE TEETH" [​IMG]

     
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  2. Rogo

    Rogo New IL'ite

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    Good one

    hahahhahaah ....very nice ..i was thinking that they are going to say some sad story of their past and never tht this would be the reason ...

    Keep sending ....
     
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    Yeah, I too thought the same thing when I first read this joke.....

    Jay
     
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    jayana Senior IL'ite

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    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    My my what sharing....ven the teeth....oh no....good one....thx for posting it!
     
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    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    very unique

    very very unique keep it up....regards sunkan
     
  7. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    unexpected answer to a 'sharing' story.
    Had a good laugh.
    Sriniketan
     
  8. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    ha ha ha loved it. :)

    madhu
     
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    At the time of reading i was seriously thinking that what will be the answer of the old lady. ha ha ha ha ha thats a nice post.keep sending.
     
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    Padmash Platinum IL'ite

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    hi Jaya,

    its so sweet to read this, hope evryone have a beautiful life with a wonderful partner like this, now very few people are like this, pleaaaaaase don't stop keep posting, this is another good side of life which we never discussed.

    bye
    padma
     

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