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Never lie to ur wife

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by prathi, Sep 16, 2005.

  1. prathi

    prathi Bronze IL'ite

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    A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
    fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be
    gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion
    I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and
    setout my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by
    the house to pick my things up." "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk
    pajamas."

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
    did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a
    little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked
    if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a
    few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I
    asked you
    to do?"



    You'll love the answer...

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    The wife replied,

    "I did... THEY'RE IN UR FISHING BOX............. " [​IMG]
     
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  2. Sharada

    Sharada Senior IL'ite

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    Blue pyjamas!

    Blue pyjamas in the fishing box! - that's a nice bait to catch philandering husbands!
    sharada
     
  3. sridevi_madduri

    sridevi_madduri New IL'ite

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    like this joke so much. Would share with my friends.
     
  4. archana2008

    archana2008 Gold IL'ite

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    misspink14 Bronze IL'ite

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    That is a fabulous. He deserves that response!
     
  6. spm1

    spm1 Senior IL'ite

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    good one!!!
     

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