Men's rules-every married lady should read!!! Very true!!!

A husband's note to a wife:

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never
going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle
hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not
work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to
almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 16 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we when we're driving.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it's not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer
to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking - unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as Football, sports, hunting or fishing.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes. :bowdown