Leave Applications/Letters.

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  1. jayana

    jayana Senior IL'ite

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    • Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."


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    • This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
    "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."



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    • Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
    "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."



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    • From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."



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    • Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"



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    • An incident of a leave letter:
    "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."



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    • A leave letter to the headmaster:
    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"



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    • Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."



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    • Covering note:
    "I am enclosed herewith..."



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    • Another one:
    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."



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    • Actual letter written for application of leave:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".



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    • Letter writing:-
    "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."



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    • A candidate's job application:
    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
     
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  2. Vidya Arun

    Vidya Arun Senior IL'ite

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    Vidya Arun

    Jayana


    So Wonderful. I actually bursted out at work reading this. Well i had to answer my neighbours and show them this.

    Really good ones. It was a real time break for me...

    Love
    vidya
     
  3. Shal

    Shal Senior IL'ite

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    Lol!

    Had read this fwd earlier too, but it's an all time fav, so had a hearty laugh this time too!!!!! :lol:
     

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