Dear Friends, HERE'S SOMETHING GOOD TO READ AND SURE U'LL AGREE WITH IT!! Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Bell's Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. Ruby's Principle Of Clo! se Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Willoughby's Law: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Zadra's Law Of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Breda's Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. Owen's Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.