KBC joke

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  1. Jaya

    Jaya New IL'ite

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    Hi!
    This joke has been in circulation these days! I got it from my cousin. Not
    sure if you guys have
    read it but it is amusing…….

    Amitabh : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke
    samne..
    Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

    Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan ON
    Computer Screen:
    A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav

    C. Azaruddin D. General Perverz Musharaff.

    Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that
    Santa will opt for A)
    But Santa is still confused.
    Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..50:50 and phone a
    friend.
    Santa: I think it is A, but am not sure.
    Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm ap kya karna chahenge?
    Santa : I would like to use 50:50?
    Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..

    Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options
    which are: -

    B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
    C. Moh. Azharuddin.

    Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the
    computer has made this
    mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go
    on.

    Now Santa is confused.

    Santa: i would like to use the last life line phone a
    friend..

    Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?

    Santa : "Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna
    chahoonga...."

    Amitabh Fainted !!!!!
     
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  2. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    Jaya
    This is simply superb! :2thumbsup:
    Still laughing...

    Gayathri.
     
  3. abhatv

    abhatv Senior IL'ite

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    Hi,

    This is really too good....

    Regards,

    Abha.
     

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