Indian Men-Just for a laugh, a refelctive!

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  1. Megalife

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    This article which I stumbled upon the net is purely for a "BIG Laugh"....my personal opinion is INDIAN MEN are absolutely great and fun! So ladies and gentlemen no offence plz.
    Its a very typecast view.....neverthesame funny!:rotfl


    No one ever tells you about the advantages of marrying an Indian man. If only you knew the truth, you are surely to see them in a new light. If you are already married, maybe you can tell your friends about them. So here are the top ten reasons to marry an Indian man.
    • 10. They come in a family pack. You get a mother, a father, a few sisters-in-law, half dozen cousins, and countless relatives for free.
    • 9. They would never leave you. They get fat and lazy too fast and no woman will ever be interested in them.
    • 8. You will never get tired of hubby improvement projects. They come with countless imperfections and guaranteed to be really slow learners.
    • 7. Despite their crude exterior and rude attitude, they are docile at heart. They are well trained by their mother to follow orders from woman of the house. You are in control.
    • 6. They would be grateful all their lives; all other 37 girls they interviewed turned them down.
    • 5. They will be available all the time. They do not have any friends or social life or passion to keep them busy.
    • 4. You never have to worry about their past girlfriends: most likely they never had one, or in the rare case they had a girlfriend, she is too busy erasing the memory.
    • 3. You will earn the sympathy of everyone, even your worst enemy.
    • 2. They will stop harassing you once you marry them.
    And number one reason for marrying an Indian man
    • For the rest of your life whenever you say “I could have done better,” you will be right.
     
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    Ha ha ha! very nice to read megalife!
     
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    Hi!
    Glad somebody liked it....seems it didnt go down well with most in here.....lol.thnxxxx
    Mega
     

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