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Humours In & Out Of Wedlock

Discussion in 'Stories (Fiction)' started by Thyagarajan, Feb 8, 2019.

  1. Thyagarajan

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    :hello:
    Humour IN & OUT OF WEDLOCK


    Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight...A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
    'Nice perfume.....which one is it?... I want to give it to my wife..!!'
    Lady: 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
    2. A letter from a teacher to a parent:
    Dear Parent, Edward doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
    Parent's answer:
    Dear Teacher, Edward is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him ....
    3. Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?
    Son : Don't know
    Mother : Devote some time to pay attention to study also
    Son to Mother : Do you know Aunty Jennifer?
    Mother : Don't know.
    Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also .
    5. A cute excuse:
    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Student: Mom & dad were fighting.
    Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?
    Student: One of my shoes was in mom's hand, and the other in dad's..
    6. Wife: I hate that beggar.
    Husband: Why?
    Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on
    "How to Cook !!!
    7. Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
    Wife: Did u drink?
    Husband : oh no!
    Wife: Idiot!!! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!!!
    Bereft humour even God can not help humans.
     
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    :hello: @Rampuri9
    I presume you are back to IL AFTER A LONG HIATUS. WELCOME.
    I hope you would have read my blog on uppuma the latest!
    Thanks and Regards
     
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    :roflmao::roflmao:ellame superb sir :thumbup: thank you.
     
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    :hello:Take care your floor could be uneven that might floor you.
    Thanks.
    Regards.
     
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    :roflmao:-- Its even sir! Thanks Much!
     

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