How was I born?

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  1. prathi

    prathi Bronze IL'ite

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    Junior asks his dad,"Daddy, how was I born?"

    His dad , who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
    "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

    "Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a
    chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with
    your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a
    secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
    from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload,
    we discovered that neither one of us had used a
    firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."

    "Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message
    saying that her operating system was showing signs of
    unauthorized program activity from a self extracting
    file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine
    months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:
    'You've Got Male'!"
     
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  2. Kamla

    Kamla Super Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Keep them coming...

    What can I say...laughing, my fingers hit the keyboard and ...'need updates' appears on the screen....

    So Prathi, get ready!

    L, Kamla
     
  3. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Prathi,
    that was a good one...see how Communication is improving use of technological terms!:tongue ..soon we all will be using Techno Language! And i am sure it will be so easy to understand also for the younger generation...ha ha

    And Kamala " Want updates"....that was so coooool!
    keep it up!
     

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