How to install LOVE (Cont)

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  1. Chilbuli Imli

    Chilbuli Imli Senior IL'ite

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    [font=&quot]Cs Rep. :[/font][font=&quot] " Excellent. You're getting good at this."

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    [font=&quot]<u1:p></u1:p>Customer:[/font][font=&quot] "Thank you."

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    [font=&quot]<u1:p></u1:p>Cs Rep. :[/font][font=&quot] "You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete VERBOSE-SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely and permanently gone erased."

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    [font=&quot]<u1:p></u1:p>Customer:[/font][font=&quot] "Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?"

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    [font=&quot]<u1:p></u1:p>Cs Rep.[/font][font=&quot] : "Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go."

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    [font=&quot]<u1:p></u1:p>Customer: [/font][font=&quot]"Yes?"

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    [font=&quot]<u1:p></u1:p>Cs Rep. [/font][font=&quot]: "LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will share it with other people and then return some similarly sacred modules back to you."

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    [font=&quot]<u1:p></u1:p>Customer:[/font][font=&quot] "I will. Thanks for your help. By the way, what's your name?"

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    [font=&quot]<u1:p></u1:p>Cs Rep.[/font][font=&quot] : " You may call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as The Great Physician, but most call me God. Many people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy, but the Manufacturer suggests a schedule of daily maintenance for maximum efficiency. Put another way, keep in touch .[/font]
     
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  2. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Fantastic!

    Hello Chilbuli Imli,

    That was a really fantastic one, where did u pick it up. In the computer jargon , the way LOvE gets installed was beautifully brought out....really a genius mind to cook up such stuff.
    Thanks a lot for this ......i am sure all the IL will love this one!

    I am starting right away to install this new freeware software....will see how fast i can do it in my HEART! :clap
     

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