Good Period and Bad Period!

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  1. varalotti

    varalotti Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Bad Period

    The fourth grade teacher was pulling up the young boy for having missed the previous period.
    She shouted at him:
    "Do you know how important a period is?"
    The boy answered non chalantly.

    "I know that very well, Ma'am. For my sister missed her periods. You will never believe this. My mother fainted, my father had a heart attack and our driver ran away."

    Good Period

    A marriage counsellor was taking a sex-reorientation class for men in their forties. To break ice, he asked the class about the frequency of their sexual activity.
    A soberly dressed banker said "About once a month"
    A company executive said "About once a fortnight"
    An young Stockbroker said "Twice a week."
    The question passed around with everyone giving very serene and sober answers.
    There was a fiftyish man sitting in the back row who was jumping and literally dancing in the class. When it was his turn to answer, he jumped out of his seat, made a dancing movement, bowed the teacher and said, "Exactly once in a year."
    "Then what's the reason for so much joy?"
    "You know, Sir, today is THE DAY."



     
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  2. purnima_2k

    purnima_2k Senior IL'ite

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    Hahha

    extremely hilarious!

    Purnima
     
  3. mohana

    mohana Silver IL'ite

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    good one haa..haaa
     
  4. mohana

    mohana Silver IL'ite

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    Good one haaaa ......haaaaaa
     
  5. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    My God, Sridhar, what is this ?

    You are. period. cracking "period(s) joke" in a ladies" site ?

    Anonymous !
     
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  6. Kamla

    Kamla Super Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Rofl!!

    Touche', Chitra!!!

    The funniest past of the Varalotti joke was your comment to it..PERIOD!
     
  7. imphu

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    ha ha :thumbsup
     
  8. shashiv

    shashiv Gold IL'ite

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    Had good laugh :biglaugh:biglaugh:biglaugh:biglaugh:biglaugh




    Shanti
     

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