Enjoy samples of " Bushism"

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  1. ambika ananth

    ambika ananth Bronze IL'ite

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    "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
    <TT>- <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT><TT></TT>



    <TT>"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." </TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

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    <TT>"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

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    <TT>"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

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    <TT>"The future will be better tomorrow."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

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    <TT>"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

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    <TT>"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."-</TT>
    <st1:personName w:st="on"><TT>- George</TT></st1:personName><TT> W. Bush</TT>

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    <TT>"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to <st1:place w:st="on">Europe</st1:place>. We are a part of <st1:place w:st="on">Europe</st1:place>."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

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    <TT>"Public speaking is very easy."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

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    <TT>"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

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    <TT>"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

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    <TT>"For NASA, space is still a high priority." </TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

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    <TT>"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

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    <TT>"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

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    <TT>"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."</TT>
    <TT>- <st1:personName w:st="on">George</st1:personName> W. Bush</TT>

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  2. purnima_2k

    purnima_2k Senior IL'ite

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    haha good one ambika!

    Serves Bush right!

    Purnima
     
  3. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Hello Ambika,

    H aha...don't tell me our esteemed Bush has made all these statements.....what a joke! Nothing more to say, he says it all...."I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."-<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:personName w:st="on"><TT>George.</TT></st1:personName><TT>W.Bush......</TT>
    <TT>Thanks for posting it here....:p </TT>
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  4. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator IL Hall of Fame

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    Very enjoyable, Ambika !

    Dear Ambika,
    There was a news in The Hindu that Bush enjoyed Neer Dosai. Now Chennai is full of poters saying " Bush & Dosai " !
    It is nice to laugh at the cost of the U S President !
    Love & regards,
    Chithra.
     
  5. Kamla

    Kamla IL Hall of Fame

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    Bush or Bust!

    Good one Ambika...Bushism busted here!
     

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