Desi Mumbaiya Bhasha...Zakhaaasss.....

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  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Sophisticated Meanings In Mumbai Nagri.....

    There's a minor problem
    Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya

    There's a big problem
    Arre yaar, "Zol" ho gaya

    There's a huge problem
    Arre yaar, "Raada" ho gaya

    You'll be surprised.
    Ekdam "Hill" jayega tu

    I am going out of this place
    Chal apun "Kaltii" marta hai.

    Don't make a fool of others
    Dekh , Tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko

    Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!
    Chal e Shaaane, "Hawa" aan de
    I am not a stupid out here
    Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya

    There's some misunderstanding
    Arre kuch "Galat Faimili" ho gayi

    Do you drink daily?
    Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?

    See, You are afraid..
    Dekh , teri to "FAT" gayi
    Shall I just bash u?
    E Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?
    Just take him into a secret place
    Use jara "Khopche" me leke ja

    What a beautiful lady !!
    Kya "Zakaas Item" hai yaar!!

    What a sensuous/unexplainably sexy lady!!
    Kya "Raapchik Maal / Piece" hai yaar!!

    Don't just bluff..OK?
    E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de..

    Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!!
    Kya sahi "LINE" deti hai "Bhiduu"!!

    DoSophisticated Meanings In Bombay?
    There's a minor problem
    Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya

    There's a big problem
    Arre yaar, "Zol" ho gaya

    There's a huge problem
    Arre yaar, "Raada" ho gaya

    You'll be surprised.
    Ekdam "Hill" jayega tu

    I am going out of this place
    Chal apun "Kaltii" marta hai.

    Don't make a fool of others
    Dekh , Tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko

    Just get out of here, you oversmart fool!!
    Chal e Shaaane, "Hawa" aan de
    I am not a stupid out here
    Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya

    There's some misunderstanding
    Arre kuch "Galat Faimili" ho gayi

    Do you drink daily?
    Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?

    See, You are afraid..
    Dekh , teri to "FAT" gayi
    Shall I just bash u?
    E Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?
    Just take him into a secret place
    Use jara "Khopche" me leke ja

    What a beautiful lady !!
    Kya "Zakaas Item" hai yaar!!

    What a sensuous/unexplainably sexy lady!!
    Kya "Raapchik Maal / Piece" hai yaar!!

    Don't just bluff..OK?
    E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de..

    Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!!
    Kya sahi "LINE" deti hai "Bhiduu"!!

    Don't take much tension..
    Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??

    Your clothes are very awkward!!
    Kya "ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK" pehna tune?
    I don't care about it much..!!
    Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"

    Please don't overbore me..
    Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu
    All this must be done without anyone's notice
    Sab kaam "SUUMDI" me hona chahiye.kya?

    "SAHI HAI NA BAAP??!!!...KYA BOLTA??"
    n't take much tension..
    Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??

    Your clothes are very awkward!!
    Kya "ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK" pehna tune?
    I don't care about it much..!!
    Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"

    Please don't overbore me..
    Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu
    All this must be done without anyone's notice
    Sab kaam "SUUMDI" me hona chahiye.kya?

    "SAHI HAI NA BAAP??!!!...KYA BOLTA??"
     
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    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Wow....24 views....... but no comments....:hiya
     
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    Dear MB,

    Sorry I don't know Hindi ... So, couldn't understand dear ... :)
     
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    Kya "Zakaas Item" hai yaar!! Big LaughBig Laugh

    ye tho Munna Bhai style hay kya Big Laugh
     
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    Hey Senorita thanks fr enjoying....Zakhasssssss,,,
     
  6. Saahithya

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    wow i didnt know about some of the words here...thanks for sharing.....
     

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