Definition of Kiss

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  1. meenaprakash

    meenaprakash Silver IL'ite

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    Definition of kiss

    Prof .of Economics

    Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.

    Prof. of Accountancy
    Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

    Prof. of Algebra
    Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

    Prof. of Geometry
    Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

    Prof. of Physics
    Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

    Prof. of Chemistry
    Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

    Prof. of Zoology
    Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

    Prof. of Physiology
    Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

    Prof. of Dentistry
    Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

    Prof. of Philosophy
    Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

    Prof. of English
    Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

    Prof. of Architecture
    Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

    Prof. of Comp.Science
    What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

     
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  2. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Hey Meena,

    That was a good one....hilarious and outrageous!

    Keep it up!
    regards,
     
  3. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator IL Hall of Fame

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    A little more outrageous, you want ?

    When in love, kiss is the most spontaneous interaction between two human beings .
    From,
    Anonymus !
     
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  4. prathi

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    Dear Meena, Sudha and Anonymous!!!

    It was not my lips you kissed
    But my soul!!!!


    A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous

    A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
     
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    Chitvish Moderator IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Prathi !

    Your kisses are all so colourful, Prathi !
    love,
    Anonymous.
     
  6. prathi

    prathi Bronze IL'ite

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    I wish you could hear me laugh reading your message!!!

    Dear Anonymous, ha ha ha

    They say "Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases"

    Our quotes on kisses are becoming like kiss itself. The more we share the more we want!

    Love

    Anonymous' friend [​IMG]
    <!-- / message -->
     
  7. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator IL Hall of Fame

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    Hello Prathi !

    If I continue & don't stop, you will get a shockfrom " old and bold" !
    Love,
    Anonymous ! ?
     
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  8. prathi

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    Go ahead!!! No brakes!

    I shall wear a life jacket and fasten my seat belts!!!!! Don't stop but!! I wanna see what u r upto!
     
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    Chitvish Moderator IL Hall of Fame

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    No way Prathi !

    Prathi, you will be shocked ! Not only that, I will be scandalised ! Tomorrow I will get mails saying " Chithra, you too ????!!!!"
    There is a chitvish image & dignity which I have to maintain ! Let us continue at the next opportune moment !
    Are only we two " n.....y" ?
    Love,
    Chithra.
     
  10. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Really naughthy or nutty!

    Dear Mrs. Chitra and Prathi,

    You too have really fooled around.....really enjoyed the different versions and notions on kissing! My, my we will put the youngsters to shame....ha ha...chitraji keep the ball rolling...after all it is a woman's site and just the other day we have declared to TAKE CHARGE OF OURSELVES AND BE THE WAY WE WANT TO:::FREEDOM , you know...so go ahead with some more atrocious lines....:shock: :tongue who cares anyway! Definetely you are adding spice to these and making them more delicious!:p

    My daughter is here now, andher eyes are going to pop out at these....and i am waiting for that...ha ha...really n....y aren't we?

    keep rocking!
     

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