Balya Vivaham

Rangarajan visited his sister Padma and after lunch they all sat around to talk.

Padma: Anna, ennavo mukiyamana vishayathai pathi pesaporen nu sonnele

Rangarajan: Muthale en paiyan i introduce pannidaren. Romba varusham kazhichu paarkarthanale unakku avanai theriyathu. Ivan peyar Govindarajan. Naanga ivanai Gondhu nu chellama koopidarom.

Padma: Oh! peyarle gondhu irukaratale than unnado romba ottindu irkano. Ha ha ha

Rangarajan: Unnnoda ponnu enge?

Padma: Adutha roomle vizhaiyadindu iruka. Peyar Maragathavalli. Avalai chellama Maggi nu koopidarom.

Rangarajan: Athu enna maggi nu noodles peyarana iruku.

Padma: Cinemaku porem nu sonna 2 minutes le ready aaiduva. Athan Maggi nu koopidarom. Ha ha ha

Rangarajan: Naan vantha kaariyame, Gondhuvukum maggikum kalyanam panni vachidalam nu.

Padma: Enna avaluku kalyanama? Balya Vivaham satta virodham aache. Athuvum thavira ippo enna avasaram?

Rangarajan: Ennoda friends kulandaikal ellam U.S. ku padikka poi angeye love marriage nu oru christian illai muslim i kalyanam paanikara. Agnihothram Sreenivasacharyal paramparai naama. Namma kulandaikal appdi pannintana namakku avamanam. Athan intha idea.

Gonddu: Appa, intha mundakanni maami yaru?

Rangarajan: Gondu, appadi ellam sollakoodathu. Iva unakku athai.

Gondu: Athai nu solre, jaadaiei illaiye

Rangarjan: Amam, ivar periya jaadai nibunar. Poda, naan athai sonna athai than.

Gondu: Idea! (he runs inside and comes with a black pen and draws meesai on Padma's face).

Rangarjan: Gondu, enna kaariyam pannite!

Gondhu: Nee thane solve, athaiku meesai mulaicha chithapanu. Athan chithappa jaadaiyavathu theriyuthanu paarthen.

Padma: Saniyan (she slaps Gondhu)

Gondhu ( touching the slapped face): Athai nee sethe

Padma: Anna, intha ratchasanaiya en kiliku kalayanam panni vaika solre.

Rangarjan: Ellam kalayanam aai periyavala valarnthana sariyaaidum.

Rangarjan: Sari, un ponnuku ennalam panni podaporai.

Padma: kaiya....... before she completes Gondhu intervenes)

Gondhu: Kaiya, rendu latest mobile kodungo.

Rangarajan: Setha chumma iruda. kaiya rendu valaiyal poda pora unga athai. Appuram?

Padma: kaathuku .... (again Gondhu intervens)

Gondhu: kaathuku latest model ipod vaangi kodungo.

(To be continued....)

 

Rangarajan: Gondhu, chitha summa irukaiya? Periyaval pesindu irukaiche nee naduvile pesa koodathu.

Gondhu: Sari, ithan ennoda kadaisi kelvi. Kaile evvalavu varathatchinai kodupel?

Rangarajan: Amama, kai niraiya kamar kattu kodika solren poduma?

Padma: Ennoda sothu athanaiyum maggiku than. Ava chinna kolandai. Paal vaiyum mukam.

Gondhu: Paal vaiyum mukamna inge coffeeku paal vaanga avasiyam illai. Athu irukattim. Unga ponnai kulandainu solrel. Ippo paarungo. Amma, maggie sethe inge variya?

Maggi: Itho vanthitten. Enna nu sollungo.

Gondhu: Kareena Kapporoda latest boy friend yaaru?

Maggie: Ayyo, ithu kooda theroyatha, Saif Ali Khan than Kareena voda latest boy friend.

Gondhu: Kettukongo. Vaayile viral kodutha kadikka theriyathunu sonnele.

Rangarajan: Padma, unakku intha kalayanathile sammatham thane?

Padma: Enakku enna bayamna kalyanathuku appuram Gondhu Maggie i kai vittuda maatane?

Rangarjan: Athuku naan gyarantee.

Ippadiyakathane, Gondhu-Maggie balya vivaham nandantheriyathu. Avarkal kalyanathil nilaichu ninnala? Agnihothram Sreenivasa charyar parambarai thalaichutha? Kaalm than pathil kooraanam.