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bachelor guy vs girl

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sonia, Jun 6, 2006.

  1. sonia

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    MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A BACHELOR GUY
    <TABLE cellPadding=0 border=1><TD vAlign='="top"'>Heading
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>First Week
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Second Week
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Third Week
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Fourth Week
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>a) Bank Balance
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>20000
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>2000
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>200
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>20
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>b) Conveyance
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Auto ("I can afford it")
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Walk ("Good for health")
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>c) Girl Friends
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Eena , Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love")
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Tina ("I am loyal to her")
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>"Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>d) Mobile Maintenance
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>e) Boozing
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>"Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>"Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let's go to Mysore ."
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>"The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>"Drinking is injurious to health."
    MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GIRL
    <TABLE cellPadding=0 border=1><TD vAlign='="top"'>Heading
    <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(0,102,0)" vAlign='="top"'>First Week
    <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(0,102,0)" vAlign='="top"'>Second Week
    <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(0,102,0)" vAlign='="top"'>Third Week
    <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(0,102,0)" vAlign='="top"'>Fourth Week
    <TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(0,0,153)" vAlign='="top"'>a) Bank Balance
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>20000
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>20000
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>20000
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>20000
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>b) Conveyance
    <TD vAlign='="top"'> A uto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>c) Boy Friends
    <TD vAlign='="top"'> Abhinav , saleem, Peter
    <TD vAlign='="top"'> Sachin, sumeet, vinay
    <TD vAlign='="top"'> Abhijeet, Ram, christopher...
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Arun , Saketh, vimal..
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>d) Mobile Maintenance
    <TD vAlign='="top"'> Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>e) Boozing
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>"Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>"Come, let's go to Kulu and freak out!
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>"Come, let's go to Shimla and freak out!
    <TD vAlign='="top"'>"Come, let's go to darjling and freak out!



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