10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations...

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  1. sonia

    sonia Bronze IL'ite

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    10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations...

    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
    Stupid Question:-

    Hey, what are you doing here?
    Answer:-

    Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..



    2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
    Stupid Question:-

    Sorry, did that hurt?
    Answer:-

    No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.



    3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
    Stupid Question:-

    Why, why him, of all people.
    Answer:-

    Why? Would it rather have been you?



    4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
    Stupid Question:-

    Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
    Answer:-

    No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.



    5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
    Stupid Question:-
    Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
    Answer:-

    Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.


    6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
    Stupid Question:-

    Is the guy you're marrying good?
    Answer:-

    No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.



    7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
    Stupid Question:-

    Sorry. were you sleeping?
    Answer:-

    No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.


    8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
    Stupid Question:-

    Hey have you had a haircut?
    Answer:-

    No, its autumn and I'm shedding......




    9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
    Stupid Question:-

    Tell me if it hurts?
    Answer:-

    No it wont. It will just bleed.



    10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
    Stupid Question:-

    Oh, so you smoke.
    Answer:-

    Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!





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    sonia


     
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  2. Shal

    Shal Senior IL'ite

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    Lol!!

    Haha,

    You crack me up!

    -Shal
     
  3. sunkan

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    thanku for a splitting start of the day....

    thanku for the splitting start of the day......damn good...regards sunkan
     
  4. mythili

    mythili Senior IL'ite

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    Just wanted to add few more:

    In my childhood, when I used to wait for my school bus, my neighbours used to ask "School bus vannille" Meaning has'nt the school bus arrived yet?

    Yes it came and went, I just thought I will drive to school! :)

    Now when we visit India from US, some neighbours who see us for the first time say "Ivide undayirunnu alle??" Meaning "so you are here??"

    Not really, this is my twin! :)
     
  5. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi...

    Great.... Enjoyed.... Kept on laughing...

    Veda
     
  6. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Silver IL'ite

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    Though we get irritated when people ask us all these stupid questions, when we think about it later we break into laughter.

    I have done so many times and have got a quizzical look from my parents and husband.
     
  7. ayeshanaaz

    ayeshanaaz Junior IL'ite

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    Hey Sonia,

    ur answers were more funny than the questions..........

    Keep posting


    Love
    Ayesha
     
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    Shanvy Finest Post Winner

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    hi sonia.

    It was a rib tickling session for me.
     
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