Top 10 Funny Insurance Claims : 10. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it. 9. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. 8. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. 7. I was on the way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident. 6. As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. 5. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian. 4. My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle. 3. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished. 2. I told the police that I was not injured, but, on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull. 1. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth. <!-- google_ad_section_end -->