Rehman Bhai: While cutting hair, the official Barber asked Minister ‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?” Minister shouted, “R u cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?” Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked. Next day, while cutting hair, he asked Top Minister: “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’ Minister shouted, ‘’Why did u ask me this question?’’ Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just asked u’’ Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, ‘’Are u an agent of Pak?’’ Barber: No Sir. CBI: R u an agent of Anna Hazare ? Barber: No Sir. CBI: Then, while cutting the hair, why did u ask these VIP's about Swiss Bank & Black money issues? Barber: Sir, I do not know why, but when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; & that helps me to cut hair easily; that’s why I keep asking.
Teacher : Tomorrow There Will Be A Lecture On Sun. Everyone Must Attend It. John: No..! I Will Not Be Able To Attend It.. Teacher : Why..? John : My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far...!!
