Farmer Jack once lived on a quiet rural highway, but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up & eventually got so heavy & so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week... So Farmer Jack called the local police station to complain, "You've got to do something about all these people driving so fast & killing all my chickens," he said to the local police officer... "What do you want me to do ?" asked the policeman. I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers" So the next day the policeman had the council erect a sign that said: 'SCHOOL CROSSING' Three days later Farmer Jack called the policeman & said, "You've still got to do something about these drivers...The school crossing sign seems to make them go even faster" So again, they put up a new sign: 'SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY' That really sped them up...So Farmer Jack called & said, "Your signs are no good. Can I put up my own sign ?" In order to get Farmer Jack off his back the policeman said, "Sure...put up your own sign" The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but curiosity got the better of the officer, so he called Farmer Jack, "How is the problem with the speeding drivers, did you put up your sign ?" "Oh, I sure did & not one chicken has been killed" The policeman was really curious and thought he'd better go out & take a look at the sign...He also thought the sign may be something the police could use elsewhere to slow drivers down... So he drove out to Farmer Jack's house... His jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign : 'NUDIST COLONY' 'Slow down & watch for chicks '
Students go to engineering viva exam. The first guy goes in the class and the professor begins the viva with question: -lets say you are traveling by train and its getting hot. What will you do? - Open the window. he answers. - Very good - the professor continues.. The window has a surface of 1.5 m2, the compartment has a volume of 12 m3, the train speeds 80 km / h to the west, the south wind blowing at 5 m / s. How quickly will the space be refreshed? The student does not know the answer and fails the exam. He gets out and tell to the other student the question. The second goes in, and the professor begins with the questions: -Lets say u r traveling by train and getting hot. What will you do? -Sir i'll take off the coat - answers the student. "It's very hot!" Continues the professor. -Take off my shirt and my baniyan. -It's hot! The professor adamantly insists. -then i'll take off my pants and socks Sir. "You cant sit naked in the train!!!! They will report you to the police" said the angry professor. The student confidently answers: -Sir whatever happens, i am not going to open the window!
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