"KID FAILS IN EXAM" Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna. Son: Oh, come On Dad, It Was Just A 'School Test' Not A "DNA" Test...! laugh1smiley ------------------------------ Teacher : Murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ? Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na. --------------------------------- Teacher- Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha? Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG. Teacher- Aur doosra ? Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga ..... Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!:rotfl ----------------------------------- Techer- pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.? Student- mendak. Tech- very good, baki char bolo. . Student- uski maa , uska baap , uski behan aur uska bhai .. :-D ------------------------------------------------- Sa nta's Son was filling an application form. Son: papa, mother tongue kya likhu? Santa: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable.. Super Insults: Maths Teacher: jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths mein 100 marks aate the. Student: aate honge bhai. Tere ko koi achcha teacher padhaata hoga! ----------------------------------------------------- A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class, Please try to Bathe him. Parent's answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......:shaking: ---------------------------------------- Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? . . . Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . . Father: Aur tum...?? . . . Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . . Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? . . . Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . . Father: Kamine mai tera puch raha hun. . . . Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai, Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai.. :biggrin2: ..
