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Four guys-one from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were being interviewed for a prestigious job.

One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

Interviewer: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: It’s light. Nothing can travel faster than light.

HARVARD guy: It’s thought b’cos thought is so fast. It comes instantly in your mind.

MIT guy: It’s blink. You can blink and its hard to realize you blinked.

SANTA SINGH: Its diarrhea.

Interviewer, shocked to hear Santa’s reply, asked “Why”?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps. And before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!