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you make an ass

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sathya, Feb 26, 2010.

  1. sathya

    sathya Gold IL'ite

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    ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME !!


    His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

    He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

    Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

    He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

    The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

    Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

    'Why?' asked the pilot.

    'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get
    some close up shots.'

    The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'



    Life is short.......
    Someone said:
    When you ASSUME = you make an ASS out of U and ME....
     
  2. Padmini

    Padmini IL Hall of Fame

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    Wow!!! That would be a shocking news for both!!!As you said do not assume things.Thanks for sharing.
    with love
    pad

     
  3. sathya

    sathya Gold IL'ite

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    dear padmini

    thanks for stepping in

    sathya
     

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