Would you like a glass of water or Coca-Cola?

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    1. In many states in the USA, the highway patrol
    carries two gallons of Coca-Cola in the truck to
    remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

    2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coca-Cola
    and it will be gone in two days.

    3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into
    the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one
    hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coca-Cola
    removes stains from vitreous china.

    4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub
    the bumper with a crumpled up piece of Reynolds Wrap
    aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

    5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals:
    Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
    away the corrosion.

    6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked
    in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

    7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola
    into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil,
    and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished,
    Remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with
    the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

    8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of
    coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and
    run through a regular cycle.The Coca-Cola will help
    loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze
    from your windshield.


    1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
    Its PH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4

    2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate), the
    commercial trucks must use the "Hazardous Material"
    place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

    3. The distributors of Coca-Cola have been using it
    to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20
    years! Now the question is, would you like a glass of
    water or Coca-Cola?

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