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world after 10 years because of the internet

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Sriniketan, May 31, 2007.

  1. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    I got this e-mail which our family enjoyed. Hope you also will enjoy!

    1. Mother to the son------"No, you are not downloaded, you were born'.

    2.Teacher to the student--"What!! do you want me to go to your homepage to see your homework?:bangcomp:

    3.God to a devotee--"and you can visit our website, www.heaven.org for the information of facilities available there"

    4.Husband to the wife--"With wireless sleep technology, people in my dream can e-mail or fax messages to the people in your dream"

    5"Welcome to the Weight Loss Forum. To lose 1 pound, double-click your mouse six million times":goodidea:

    6."Websiteless man" standing near a homeless man.

    7.Fish to another fish--"No food, no love, no birth,no death... I suspect we are living in a stupid screen-saver."

    8.story reading guy reading from a book---Romeo and Juliet met each other in a chat room. But their relationship ended tragically, when Juliet's hard drive died.

    9.Parents e-mailing to their son--How have you been? Mother and I are fine. We miss you. Please sign off your computer and come downstairs for something to eat. Love,Dad.

    10. In front of the entrance to Heaven there is computer asking for the Login name and password to get in.

    11. A man selling computers on the street with a cart as we now see veg. vendors yelling--"ASIC design, DTP, internet browsing,photo scanningooooooooo"

    12. " So, you are applying for a web designer?" An employer to a spider which came for the interview.:2thumbsup:

    13."Sorry, we can't e-mail your pizza as an attachment. Pizza owner in a telephone conversation.

    sriniketan
     
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  2. honey

    honey New IL'ite

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    :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl thats funny
     
  3. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    :2thumbsup:nice jokes
     
  4. tulip

    tulip New IL'ite

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    Hi
    Very funny :-D . Thanks for sharing this.
    Tulip
     
  5. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    Ha Ha Ha:rotfl :rotfl

    madhu
     
  6. krishnaamma

    krishnaamma Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Sriniketan,


    :thankyou2: :clap :lol: :rotfl

    cant speak hahahahah.....
     
  7. Ami

    Ami Silver IL'ite

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    nice one, particularly, the 9th!!!
     

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