Women's favorite email of the year.. !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!

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  1. Rajeshv

    Rajeshv Bronze IL'ite

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    This email has been voted as women's favorite email of the year!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!
    Please read it full.......






    A man was sick and tired of goingto work every day while his wife
    stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
    "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in


    8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.


    I want her to know what I go through, so please
    allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.


    God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man'swish. The next
    morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.


    He arose, cooked breakfast forhis mate, awakened the kids,


    Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,


    Drove them to school, came home andpicked up
    the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners


    And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,


    Then drove home to put away the groceries,


    Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.


    He cleaned the cat's litter box andbathed the dog.


    Then it was already 1 P.M.and he hurried to make the beds,
    do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
    Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
    them on the way home.


    Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
    homework,


    Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.


    At 4:30 he began peelingpotatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
    breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
    After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
    laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was
    exhausted
    and, though his daily chores weren'tfinished, he went to bed where he
    was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without
    complaint.



    [FONT=Comic Sans
    MS]The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,[/FONT]

    [FONT=Comic Sans
    MS]Lord,[/FONT]



    I don't know what I was thinking. Iwas so wrong to envy my wife's
    being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."


    The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
    learned

    your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they
    were.


    You'll just have to wait nine months,though. You got pregnant last
    night."


    [FONT=Comic Sans
    MS]Voted Women ' s Favorite Email of theYear !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !! [/FONT]
     
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  2. srilak

    srilak Senior IL'ite

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    WHat a hilarious joke.....oh God that poor guy has to be there like for 9 months...That will be hell :spin

    Thanks for sharing..enjoyed reading.
     

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