women's Fav email of the Year...Enjoy reading

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  1. rs18

    rs18 Senior IL'ite

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    A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
    He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

    "Dear Lord:

    I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
    I want her to know what I go through.
    So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
    Amen!"


    God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

    The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
    He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
    Awakened the kids,
    Set out their school clothes,
    Fed them breakfast,
    Packed their lunches,
    Drove them to school,
    Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
    Took it to the cleaners
    And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

    Went grocery shopping,
    Then drove home to put away the groceries,
    Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
    He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
    Then, it was already 2pm.
    And he hurried to make the beds,
    Do the laundry, vacuum, Dust,
    And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
    Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
    Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
    Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
    At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

    After supper,
    He cleaned the kitchen,
    Ran the dishwasher,
    Folded laundry,
    Bathed the kids,
    And put them to bed.
    At 09 P.M ..
    He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
    The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -


    "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.

    I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
    Please, Oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.put me back to what I was.
    Amen!"


    The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
    "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things
    back to the way they were.
    You'll just have to wait nine months, though.

    You got pregnant last night."


     
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  2. arch174

    arch174 Senior IL'ite

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    HI Ramya,
    very true!!!the twist in the end left me :mrgreen:
    The 1st part shud set the males thinking...hope so!!
     
  3. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    It is my favorite e-mail of the year for sure.:wink:
     
  4. Anandchitra

    Anandchitra IL Hall of Fame

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    very very nice. thanks . i enjoyed it so much.
    this is one that came in my email.

    One day Kuttappan's dad bought a robot.
    The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.

    Kuttappan returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, " Son why are you late from school?".

    Kuttappan answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".

    Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Kuttappan on his face.

    His dad told him "Mone (son) This robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, why a re you late?"

    "Dad I went for a movie", " Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments" , S-p-la-tt Kuttappan got a tight slap on the face from the robot.

    " sorry dad..i lied again, honestly I went for an adult movie ."


    Dad: "Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."

    Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.

    Hearing all this, Kuttappan's mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying, "Athu pinne enginnenaa, ningalude monealle?" ( After all he is your son, he will be like you), to which the robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on Kuttappan's mother's face.

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    One day Kuttappan's dad bought a robot.

    The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.

    Kuttappan returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, " Son why are you late from school?".

    Kuttappan answered, "Dad we had extra classes today".

    Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Kuttappan on his face.

    His dad told him "Mone (son) This robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, why a re you late?"

    "Dad I went for a movie", " Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments" , S-p-la-tt Kuttappan got a tight slap on the face from the robot.

    " sorry dad..i lied again, honestly I went for an adult movie ."


    Dad: "Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."

    Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.

    Hearing all this, Kuttappan's mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying, "Athu pinne enginnenaa, ningalude monealle?" ( After all he is your son, he will be like you), to which the robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on Kuttappan's mother's face.

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    regards
    anandchitra
     
  5. nikhath

    nikhath Senior IL'ite

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    Thanks rs18 and anandchitra for lovely forwards.

    Nikhath
     
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    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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