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Women Vs Harley-Davidson Motorcycle

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson,
    died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since
    you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
    world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
    out with God."

    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

    God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
    invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"

    Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."

    God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something
    that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run
    without a road?"

    Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me,
    but aren't you the inventor of woman?"

    God said, " Ah, yes."
    "Well ," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
    major design flaws in your invention:

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion

    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

    3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much

    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

    5. The maintenance costs are outrageous[​IMG][​IMG]

    "Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
    replied God, "hold on."

    God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and
    waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
    God read it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
    Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
    invention than yours. "


    Cheers,
    Janhavi
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one................
     
  3. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    hahahahahahaha..... Good one....
     

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