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women & sense of humour

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lavii, Mar 3, 2010.

  1. lavii

    lavii Gold IL'ite

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    A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 2:00 AM, he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be kind enough to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, why don't we pretend that we're married?"

    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he is excited.

    And she says: "Get up and take it yourself"
     
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