Women...Keep Smiling...:)

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  1. VIJAYALAKSHMI06

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    WOMEN!!!!!!!

    1 . (Whatever)
    Men: What should we have for dinner?
    Women: Whatever..
    Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
    Women: No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face
    Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
    Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
    Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
    Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
    Men: Then what do you suggest?
    Women : Whatever..J


    2. (Anything)
    Men: So what should we do now?
    Women: Anything
    Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
    Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
    Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
    Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
    Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
    Women: I am off caffeine
    Men: Then what do you suggest?
    Women: AnythingJ


    3. (You decide)
    Men: Then do we just go home?
    Women: You decide
    Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
    Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
    Men: OK; we will take a cab
    Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
    Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
    Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
    Men: Then what do you suggest?
    Women: You decide
    Men: Let's have dinner first?
    Women: Whatever...
    Men: What shall we eat?
    Women: Anything..J


    4. (ANYTIME.)..
    Men: At what time do i have to call you?
    Women: Any time as u wish
    Men: But last time when i call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
    Women: I was sleeping.
    Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
    Women: I was shopping with my mother
    Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
    Women: I was tired and relaxing.
    Men: Then what about 5 pm?
    Women: I was watching a cartoon.
    Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
    Women: I was studying
    Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
    Women: Anytime.J
     
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  2. Angellic

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    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

    had a good laugh...Loved the last one the most :)

    Thanks for sharing :)
     
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  3. VIJAYALAKSHMI06

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    Thanks Angellic
     
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    He he he. . .
    Hilarious!!
    Awesome Post!!
     
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    very nice jokes
     
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    :rotfl:rotfl
    That's a good one Viji.
     
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    I like this. Very very good!
     
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