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Windows & Apple For Fart

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Thyagarajan, Sep 20, 2020.

  1. Thyagarajan

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    :hello: corporate rivalry Notice on entry gate of an Apple Store in New York:

    "Don't ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages. We don't have Windows"

    And tit for tat from *Microsoft* in their premises:

    "Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple.
    We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages":hello:
     
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    It was a Practical Session in the Psychology Class.

    The Professor showed a large cage with a Male Rat in it.

    The Rat was in the middle of the cage.

    Then, the Professor kept a piece of Cake on one side and kept a Female Rat on the other side.

    The Male Rat ran towards the Cake and ate it.

    Then, the Professor changed the Cake and replaced it with some Bread.

    The Male Rat ran towards the Bread.

    This experiment went on with the Professor changing the Food every time.

    And, every time, the Male Rat ran towards the Food item and never towards the Female Rat.

    Professor said: This experiment shows that Food is the Greatest Strength and attraction.

    Then, one of the Students from the back rows said:

    "Sir, why don't You change the Female Rat?This one may be his Wife!"
     
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