Will you marry again?

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  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    Middle aged Santa and Jeeto were discussing life, and preparing wills. The conversation turned to remarriage...
    Jeeto: If I should die first, will you remarry?
    Santa: Probably, I wouldn`t like to spend the rest of my life alone.
    Jeeto: Would you bring your new wife into our home that we have shared?
    Santa: I don`t see why not. It would be empty, you wouldn`t be there.
    Jeeto: Would you share the same bed we`ve shared?
    Santa: Well, it`s a comfortable bed...
    Jeeto: Would you let here wear my clothes?
    Santa: Sure, if they fit. They are quite nice.
    Jeeto: Would you let her use my golf clubs?
    Santa: No way, Preeto is left handed....Oh ****!
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    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    hahahahahaha good one
     
  3. vivbass

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    good joke,:queen
     
  4. sunkan

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    very good one..sunkan
     
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    Nice one:hiya
     

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