<TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="MARGIN: auto 6.75pt; WIDTH: 100%; mso-cellspacing: 1.5pt; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184; mso-table-lspace: 9.0pt; mso-table-rspace: 9.0pt; mso-table-anchor-vertical: paragraph; mso-table-anchor-horizontal: column; mso-table-left: left; mso-padding-alt: 0in 0in 0in 0in" cellPadding=0 width="100%" align=left border=0><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #d4d0c8; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #d4d0c8; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #d4d0c8; WIDTH: 99.56%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #d4d0c8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" vAlign=top width="99%">Woh kaun thi Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife: Koun Thi Wo? Husband: Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi wife hit her husband with frying pan Husband: What was that for...? Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse. Wife: Sorry..! Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again Husband: What now..? Wife: Your horse is on the Phone. Message of the year Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!! Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked: "Is bhains ko ghar kyun lai ho?" Wife: "Dikhta nahin, bakri hai!" Husband: "Bakri se hi pooch raha hoon" Husband wife mein laraai ho gayi Husband wife mein laraai ho gayi, Husband ghar se chala gaya - Husb. raat ko phone pay: "Khaney mein kya hai" Wife: Zeher. Husb: Main dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana.. Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster: bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man: Kya karoon, khushi ke maare kuch samajh nahin aa raha How women call their husband in first 6 years How women call their husband in first 6 years Yr 1. Janu Yr 2. O jee. Yr 3. Sunte ho? Yr 4. O bunty ke pappa Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon? Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotey Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotey, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftey tumhe change karta 1 horror movie dekhi Husband: Raat ko maine 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere aagey, kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi. Wife: Kaun si movie thi? Husband: Apni shadi ki!
