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Wife Vs Girl Friend

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  1. jayasala42

    jayasala42 IL Hall of Fame

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    (Strict Warning: Don't show this to your grandson!!!)
    A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school....
    What is the difference between 'Wife' and a 'Girlfriend' ?
    Grandpa thought for a minute and Simplified the explanation like this ;
    Listen Son :
    *Wife* is like a *TV*
    and
    *Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE*
    At home you *watch* TV ,
    but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE .
    Sometimes you *enjoy* TV , but most of the time , you *play* with your MOBILE .
    TV is (as good as) *free* for life , but for the MOBILE , if you don't *pay* , the services will be *terminated* .
    TV is *big , bulky* and most of the time *old* ,
    But the MOBILE is *cute , slim , curvy , replaceable* and *portable* .
    Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*
    but for the MOBILE , it is often *high* and *demanding* .
    Most importantly , MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen) , but with the TV , you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not) !
    Last but not least !!!
    Yet TVs are superior because TVs don't have *viruses* , but MOBILES often *do*
    And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen* .
    *Take Care*
    *Stick to TV only*

    Jayasala42
     
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  2. Thyagarajan

    Thyagarajan IL Hall of Fame

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    This punch line - I like it.
    Tv repairs mostly manageable.
    Mobiles - often chronic and replacements expensive.
    Tv openly viewed mobile scope for guilt in use.
     

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