Wife Vs Girl Friend

(Strict Warning: Don't show this to your grandson!!!)
A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school....
What is the difference between 'Wife' and a 'Girlfriend' ?
Grandpa thought for a minute and Simplified the explanation like this ;
Listen Son :
*Wife* is like a *TV*
and
*Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE*
At home you *watch* TV ,
but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE .
Sometimes you *enjoy* TV , but most of the time , you *play* with your MOBILE .
TV is (as good as) *free* for life , but for the MOBILE , if you don't *pay* , the services will be *terminated* .
TV is *big , bulky* and most of the time *old* ,
But the MOBILE is *cute , slim , curvy , replaceable* and *portable* .
Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*
but for the MOBILE , it is often *high* and *demanding* .
Most importantly , MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen) , but with the TV , you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not) !
Last but not least !!!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don't have *viruses* , but MOBILES often *do*
And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen* .
*Take Care*
*Stick to TV only*

Jayasala42