<TABLE class=MsoNormalTable cellPadding=0 border=0><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt">DavidBissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. [/font] Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. [/font] Socrates[/font] By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher Anonymous[/font] Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. [/font] Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? [/font] Sigmund Freud[/font] I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. [/font] Anonymous [/font] Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." [/font] Sam Kinison [/font] "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." [/font] James Holt McGavran [/font] I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." [/font] [Patrick Murray[/font] Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming [/font] 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, [/font] 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. [/font] ]Nash [/font] ]The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... [/font] Anonymous [/font] You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. [/font] Henny Youngman [/font] My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. [/font] Rodney Dangerfield [/font] A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. [/font] [Anonymous [/font]] A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." [/font] Anonymous[/font] First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" [/font] Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." [/font] SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......[/font] [FONT='Book Antiqua', 'serif']AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT !!!!!!![/font] <TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt">