Wife Defines By Some Wonderful Persons

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    DavidBissonette
    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. [/font]​





    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. [/font]​


    Socrates[/font]

    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher​




    Anonymous[/font]
    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. [/font]​







    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? [/font]​





    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. [/font]​





    Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." [/font]​



    Sam Kinison [/font]

    "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." [/font]​






    I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." [/font]​






    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming [/font]
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, [/font]
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up. [/font]​





    ]The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... [/font]​





    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. [/font]​






    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. [/font]​


    Rodney Dangerfield [/font]

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. [/font]​






    [Anonymous [/font]]
    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
    Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." [/font]​






    First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" [/font]
    Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." [/font]​










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