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Why ????

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Vysan, Nov 3, 2007.

  1. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

    Why do banks charge a fee on " insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?


    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, " It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, " That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes ?

    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
     
  2. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    Thanku Lord Veda You Are An Adult Imagine Answering All This To A Child And Day In And Day Out...good One..sunkan
     
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    Dear Sunkan,

    Agreed...

    Fortunately, I am the Child and you all the Adult... All the Best....
     
  4. sunkan

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    dear veda,
    just when i was about to write to an answer the current cut suddenly and i was sitting alone in the dark and lo what a change in atmosphere there i saw the great souls yes the dharmarayar and his assistant with his laptop, i thought not bad even he has laptop and what was dharamraya screaming about, hey ! chitra gupta who is this veda from oman find out whether he has done some thavam or something,to get any boon from brahma or shiva or any celestials, so chitra gupta clarified without asking why as it is his lord there, and found nothing of the sort, then asked with bhakthi, what is it lord why are u asking about this athma so much, and he turned around and told him. U know what this fellow has been doing extending the life of one sundari for no cause at all, and telling her she is the mother of a 45 and by telling this he is giving her hope that her life span is going to be blessed and increased, now tell me who gave him this power...so chitra gupta said, OH! that sir, these mere mortal take a dig at each other and now being the festive season poor veda is away from his family so when alone your mind runs riot and start blessing who ever come their way..so dharmaraya relieved walked along and said .oh! i am highly impressed by these souls, and both walked away and the current came back so wanted to share it with you here...
    sunkan
     
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    dear veda,
    just when i was about to write to an answer the current cut suddenly and i was sitting alone in the dark and lo what a change in atmosphere there i saw the great souls yes the dharmarayar and his assistant with his laptop, i thought not bad even he has laptop and what was dharamraya screaming about, hey ! chitra gupta who is this veda from oman find out whether he has done some thavam or something,to get any boon from brahma or shiva or any celestials, so chitra gupta clarified without asking why as it is his lord there, and found nothing of the sort, then asked with bhakthi, what is it lord why are u asking about this athma so much, and he turned around and told him. U know what this fellow has been doing extending the life of one sundari for no cause at all, and telling her she is the mother of a 45 and by telling this he is giving her hope that her life span is going to be blessed and increased, now tell me who gave him this power...so chitra gupta said, OH! that sir, these mere mortal take a dig at each other and now being the festive season poor veda is away from his family so when alone your mind runs riot and start blessing who ever come their way..so dharmaraya relieved walked along and said .oh! i am highly impressed by these souls, and both walked away and the current came back so wanted to share it with you here...
    sunkan
     
  6. Vysan

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    Dear Sunkan,

    They dont know that veda has the triumph card up the sleevee.. That his wishes have already been ratified and approved by the Supreme Authority, Lord Shiva.... :spin:spin.
    Hahahahahaha.... Life is to Enjoy.....
     

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