Why women lie!!!

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  1. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble
    fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear
    child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen
    into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for
    their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden
    thimble set with sapphires.
    "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked The seamstress replied, "No."
    The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with
    rubies. (Embedded image moved to file: pic08692.jpg)
    "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
    The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

    "Is this your thimble ?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord
    was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and
    the seamstress went home happy.

    Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank,
    and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she
    cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord,
    my husband has fallen into the river!"
    The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is this your
    husband?" the Lord asked. (Embedded image moved to file: pic10946.jpg)

    "Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
    The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You
    see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.


    Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then
    said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health
    and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said
    'yes' to George Clooney.
    And so the Lord let her keep him.

    The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable
    reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking
    to it.
     
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  2. revathy45

    revathy45 Bronze IL'ite

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    Very Nice!!!
    Revathy.
     
  3. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Carry on...Carryon...v r with uu.
     
  4. dsrini

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    :iagree. Good one
     
  5. vivbass

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    thank u dears:thumbsup
     
  6. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one and what a proof to cover up!!
     
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    good one..................
     
  9. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

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    hi ladies,

    first of all this God doesn't know when to appear.:wink:
     

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