Why Women are sooo special !

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  1. Sumeru

    Sumeru New IL'ite

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    Here's another pat on our backs ladies....Enjoy !

    Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, 'I'm tired, and it's
    getting late. I think I'll go to bed.'

    She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's
    lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the
    freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box
    levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the
    table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.
    She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes
    into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She
    picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on
    the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer. She
    watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to
    dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.
    She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted
    out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from
    hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend,
    addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the
    grocery store. She put both near her bag.

    Mum then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night
    Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth
    and filed her nails.

    Dad called out, 'I thought you were going to bed.'

    'I'm on my way,' she said. She put some water into the dog's dish
    and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and
    the patio light was on. She looked in on each of the kids and
    turned out their bedside lamps and radios, hung up a shirt, threw
    some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation
    with the one up still doing homework.

    In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next
    day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her
    6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and
    visualized the accomplishment of her goals.

    About that time, Dad turned off the TV
    and announced to no one in particular. 'I'm going to bed.' And he
    did...without another thought !

    Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...?
    'CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL......and they can't die sooner, they still have things to do!!!!

    God's very own creation! :)
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Ya we all really need little pat on our back..............
    had read it here before but good to read it again...........
     
  3. revathy45

    revathy45 Bronze IL'ite

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    A good one!! deserve the pat I guess!!
    Revathy
     

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