Why were you fired from your last job??? Good one

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  1. daffodil

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    I used to work in a dairy. I got fired for getting in the whey.

    I lost my job at the massage parlor. I rubbed people the wrong way.

    I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.

    I was working in an orange juice factory, but I couldn't concentrate.

    I tried to be a chef. I imagined it would add a little spice to my life. But I didn't have the thyme.

    I once was a tailor, but I wasn't suited for it. It was a so-so job.

    I worked at Starbucks, but it was the same old grind.

    I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

    I tried to work at a deli, but no matter how I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

    I worked for a plumber, but that work was too draining.

    I even worked as a lumberjack, but I couldn't hack it. So they gave me the ax.

    I tried to work in a shoe factory, but I couldn't fit in.

    I became a fisherman, but couldn't live on my net income.

    I was a musician, but I found I wasn't noteworthy.

    I then got a job at a workout club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

    I got a job as a historian, but there was no future in that!

    I wanted to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.


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