Why Newton Committed Suicide.....

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  1. sindu

    sindu New IL'ite

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    [FONT=bookman old style,new york,times,serif][FONT=bookman old style,new york,times,serif][FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif]Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide.....
    Once,
    Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head
    spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just
    a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

    In the movie of Rajanikanth,
    Newton was confused to such an extent that he
    went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

    1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be
    cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
    Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
    through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long
    Live Rajanikanth!

    2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
    Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.

    Guess, what he does?

    He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the
    knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the
    gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle
    one.

    3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no
    bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations.

    He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
    Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the
    bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
    Bang... the gangster dies...

    This was too much for our
    Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
    decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time,
    and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The
    whole movie goes fine and
    Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
    changed. Oops, not so fast!

    The 'climax' finally arrives.
    Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very
    high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of
    those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
    Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
    (
    Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
    impossible?)

    Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.He throws one gun
    in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he
    uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.
    The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

    Newton commits suicide...


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  2. meera2503

    meera2503 Senior IL'ite

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    Hi Sindu
    .good one .......if rajni reads this, then wonder what he would do.....Big Laugh

    cheers
     
  3. Sriniketan

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    Sindu,
    Enjoyed it...
    Do you think only in Rajnikanth movies....all the movies lack logic....

    sriniketan
     
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    Yes Sriniketan, thats true, movies are logic illa magic........
    sindu
     
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    Meera I would love to see the reaction:idea can we request his wife to join indus ladies.
    Sindu
     
  6. meera2503

    meera2503 Senior IL'ite

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    Big LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig Laugh


    You know what Rajni will tell his wife, when asked about his illogical fights,

    Na oruthanai adicha ,nooru perai adicha madhiri......Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh
     
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    Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh
     
  8. meera2503

    meera2503 Senior IL'ite

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    Dear Sindu,

    What about those scenes of our beloved Rajanikant,


    His thundu[the cloth piece on his shoulder] makes a funny nose when he wears it......

    How about the knife just rotating in mid air to reach the goons.........

    How about his flipping his jacket to keep his hands in his waist.....

    Even our husbands put coats and flip their jackets but the sound effect is there only when Rajni does tha howzattBig Laugh
     
  9. Senorita

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    Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh...... Haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa........

    :eek:mg: i can't stop laughing....

    funny, not only Rajini but all heros are like that!! :rotfl
     
  10. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahaha that was a cool one
    If Ranjni kanth will read this he will only laugh at himself........and getting his wife in IL not a bad idea Sindu.............Poor Newton...........let his soul rest in peace............
     

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