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Why Newton Commited Suicide?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Dec 5, 2006.

  1. chatkara_tasty

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    Here is the reason.


    Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his
    head spinning.


    He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were
    just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.



    In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that
    he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes



    1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors
    can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our
    great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
    passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
    Long Live Rajanikanth!



    2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
    Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
    Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? &
    shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces,
    which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the
    knife kills the middle one.



    3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.. Rajanikanth has a revolver
    but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest
    imaginations.



    He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
    Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
    the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his g
    un....Bang.. .the gangster dies...



    This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
    decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last
    time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.



    The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
    changed. Oops, not so fast!



    The 'climax' finally arrives.
    Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a
    very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries
    like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
    Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
    (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)



    Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun
    in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he
    uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.The
    first gun fires off and the villain is dead.


    so Newton Commits

    Suicide! ....... :mrgreen:
     
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