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Why Men Can't Win!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Nov 26, 2007.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    • If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
      If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
    • If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
      If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
    • If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
      If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
    • If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
      If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
    • If you cry, you're a wimp.
      If you don't, you're insensitive.
    • If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
      If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
    • If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
      If she asks you, it's a favor.
    • If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
      If you don't, you're a slob.
    • If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
      If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
    • If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
      If you're not, you're not ambitious.
    • If she has a headache, she's tired.
      If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one...............
     
  3. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahhaa,true & good one:queen
     

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