Men are just happier people because, if you are a man: Your last name stays put. Your garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress=$5000. Tux rental=$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes of one color are good for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in just 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier!!!
Hehe, Good post... When I chat with my friends, it s so easy to tell a guy that I am tired and want to retire, but if I chat with a girl, I am very uncomfortable telling her that we have talked enough and I need to go and do some chore. I am afraid she might take it otherwise. Guys don't care about tommorow. They do live like there is no tommorow. They do not mull over their problems and do not whine. Above everything else, they think one thing at a time. Good for them. They are hardly unhappy. They are never emotionaly consumed by things unless it's a very serious problem. Indeed a happy lot of people who take life as it comes most of the time.
Hi MeenaLochani(guess ur name shud b dis way) Mam, A Sweet Morning to u.. saw ur reply to dis post n felt dat u do want girls to live thier lives as guys do.. but cant u find y guys dont care about tomorrow??? when v, d beautiful creations of God, r here for them as mothers,sisters,life partners n friends how can they find reasons for worrying? ofourse they do think about one thing at a time... for v r here to take care of everything else.. Indeed men r d happy lot of people.. but wen God thought of how to make them happy......... He created Us...is this not right? Regards, Meena
