Whom do you cheat, lady? With two avatars at work One very smart, the other dumb Aren't you clever by half? One makes us stumble At every crooked sentence of her. The other cosies up to you And has a lovely demeanour. One thinks obscurity is a virtue And dishes up all the rubbish! The other writes simple lines Which you want to furbish! One gives the oldies nicknames And thinks herself as a Godess The other is a simple lady Who encourages you to progress.