Who is the New Leader of <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region> W. Bush / Condolezza Rice Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice George: Condi! Nice to see you What’s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>. George: That’s what I want to know. Condi: That’s what I’m telling you. George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow’s name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>. George: Now whaddya’ asking me for? Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>. George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>? Condi: That’s the man’s name. <?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" oreferrelative="t" o:spt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"><v:stroke joinstyle="miter"></v:stroke><v:formulas><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"></v:f></v:formulas><vath o:connecttype="rect" gradientshapeok="t" o:extrusionok="f"></vath><o:lock aspectratio="t" v:ext="edit"></o:lock></v:shapetype> George: That’s who’s name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>? I thought he was in the <st1lace w:st="on">Middle East</st1lace>. Condi: That’s correct. George: Then who is in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don’t want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>. George: Will you stay out of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the <st1lace w:st="on">Middle East</st1lace>! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">China</st1lace></st1:country-region>. And the <st1lace w:st="on">Middle East</st1lace>. Can you get Chinese food in the <st1lace w:st="on">Middle East</st1lace>? bonkbonkbonkbonkbonk Submitted by: Azhar Abbas -Thanks JokesDuniya
