Who is the New Leader of China W. Bush / Condolezza Rice

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  1. vinoran

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    Who is the New Leader of <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region> W. Bush / Condolezza Rice


    Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice
    George: Condi! Nice to see you What’s happening?
    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>.
    George: Great. Lay it on me.
    Condi: Hu is the new leader of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>.
    George: That’s what I want to know.

    Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
    George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>?
    Condi: Yes.
    George: I mean the fellow’s name.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The guy in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The new leader of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The Chinaman!
    Condi: Hu is leading <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>.
    George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
    Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>.
    George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>?
    Condi: That’s the man’s name.
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    George: That’s who’s name?
    Condi: Yes.
    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>? I thought he was in the <st1:place w:st="on">Middle East</st1:place>.
    Condi: That’s correct.
    George: Then who is in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir is in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>?
    Condi: No, sir.
    George: Then who is?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir?
    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>.
    Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
    Condi: Kofi?
    George: No, thanks.
    Condi: You want Kofi?
    George: No.
    Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
    Condi: Kofi?
    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
    Condi: And call who?
    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
    Condi: Hu is the guy in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>.
    George: Will you stay out of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>?!
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: And stay out of the <st1:place w:st="on">Middle East</st1:place>! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
    Condi: Kofi.
    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.)
    Condi: Rice, here.
    George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region>. And the <st1:place w:st="on">Middle
    East</st1:place>. Can you get Chinese food in the <st1:place w:st="on">Middle East</st1:place>?
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