A lady woke up during the night and saw that her husband was not in the bed beside her. So, the woman searched around the house looking for him and found him sitting at the kitchen table staring folornly into a cup of coffee. He was deep in thought. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye. "What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked. "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked. "Yes I do." she replied. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes I remember." "Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail"?" "Yes I do", she replied. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."
Just to keep up with the mood of the thread one more addition. A B C D E F G H I J K…… After being married for 25 years, wife asked her husband to describe her, He looked at her slowly…then said you’re “A B C D E F G H I J K” She asks what does that mean? He said “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.” She smiled happily and said, “oh that’s so lovely…..what about I,J,K?” He said “I’m Just Kidding!” His eyes are still swollen but it should get better soon.:bonk
