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Where is my Husband?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by hasa, Jan 6, 2008.

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  1. Jan 6, 2008 #1
    hasa

    hasa New IL'ite

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    A lady woke up during the night and saw that her husband was not in the bed beside her.
    So, the woman searched around the house looking for him and found him sitting at the kitchen table staring folornly into a cup of coffee. He was deep in thought. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye.
    "What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of
    night?" she asked.
    "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
    "Yes I do." she replied.
    "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
    "Yes I remember."
    "Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail"?"
    "Yes I do", she replied.
    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."
     
    hasa, Jan 6, 2008
    hasa, Jan 6, 2008
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  2. Jan 6, 2008 #2
    Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    hahahaha poor guy celebrating his 20th anniversary????
     
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  3. Aug 21, 2008 #3
    shobanaj

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    Its a good one. Will share with my husband :)
     
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  4. Aug 22, 2008 #4
    Uma Jogi

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    hahahaaa nice joke...!!
    Got to see it earlier too ...but not boring..!!
     
    Uma Jogi, Aug 22, 2008
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  5. Aug 23, 2008 #5
    keshavkutts

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    good one........Big Laugh
     
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  6. Dec 4, 2009 #6
    shobatharun

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    hhahahah great joke....
     
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  7. Jan 22, 2010 #7
    kenny

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    that was a v cute one...really enjoyed it..keep it up...:rotfl
     
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  8. Feb 24, 2010 #8
    sridevi_madduri

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    Nice one...cheers up the mood
     
    sridevi_madduri, Feb 24, 2010
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  9. Feb 24, 2010 #9
    krithika20

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    good one :rotfl
     
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  10. Dec 26, 2011 #10
    lakshmilife

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    Just to keep up with the mood of the thread one more addition.



    A B C D E F G H I J K…… After being married for 25 years, wife asked her husband to describe her,
    He looked at her slowly…then said you’re “A B C D E F G H I J K”
    She asks what does that mean? He said “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.”
    She smiled happily and said, “oh that’s so lovely…..what about I,J,K?”
    He said “I’m Just Kidding!”
    His eyes are still swollen but it should get better soon.:bonk
     
    lakshmilife, Dec 26, 2011
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